Here’s three colour schemes for Kaleidoscope 1.0.1. They’re sort of based on Aaron, but they’re smooth (or, indeed, very smooth). I think they’re quite good, but I’m new at this, so what do I know? To use them, drop them into your ‘Kaleidoscope Color Schemes’ folder. If you don’t have one, you may have a rare, mystically enchanted, copy of Kaleidoscope that doesn’t require a computer. If so, real Aardvarks may change colours before your very eyes. Or you may be on drugs. Or you may not have a copy of Kaleidoscope. Whatever.
What’s Up With Your Face?
Try them, you might like them. If you don’t, throw ‘em away. What have you lost? These colour schemes are completely free, because if you sent me money, I’d just get all embarrassed. I don’t know what else to tell you.
My Computer Just Exploded. Can I Sue You Now?
No. If anything nasty happens after you use Aardvark Smooth, Very Smooth or Ultra Smooth, like your Mac turns into a Cubist painting, or a 747 falls on your cat, then tough (especially on the cat). You’re using these tiny little files at your own risk, and if I accepted responsibility for big passenger jets flattening small domestic animals, I’d just be plain stupid.
Get Bouncy™
BouncyWare™ isn’t a real company, and it doesn’t really have a ™ on the end. You’re just imagining things. I don’t have a web page, and my e-mail address can only be used to send me nice messages that massage my ego. If anybody flames me, I’ll just get upset and sulk. Send fun to: N.Green@derby.ac.uk, or don’t.
And Finally…
Thanks to Adam Florin for Kaleidoscope for Laymen 1.2 and Scott Lewis for Col# Template, because without them I might have given up on the whole idea of the Aardvarks.
NB: This document looks best displayed on a really expensive PowerMac placed on a beach in Hawaii. But let’s face it, most things do…
